it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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