It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
