have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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