I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
