your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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