I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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