Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
