forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wish i was in the wii world.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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