So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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