she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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