my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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