So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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