I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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