Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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