she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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