We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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