She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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