youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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