you win again, gameday.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I checked into jail on foursquare
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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