Hey man sorry I got all grabby
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
