im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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