Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
