32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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