I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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