woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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