Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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