it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
one might say we're banned from that church
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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