if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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