I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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