There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Say something about gay babies.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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