what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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