Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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