in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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