do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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