if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
NoShamevember. You game?
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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