i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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