I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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