i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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