there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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