Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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