***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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