Please, let me fuck your mom
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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