God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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