who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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