What a fucking waste of an outfit
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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