like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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