Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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