Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she smelled like a LAN party
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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