Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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