non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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