i just wanna soil my oats bro
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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