Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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