the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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