I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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