You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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