I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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