Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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